ATTILA MERCHANDISE

Welcome to my merch page. I deal with Paypal and cheque orders personally :) There are three ways to buy stuff: by Paypal or cheque here, or by credit card from the online shop at Townsend Records. Cheques should be to JOHN BAINE at PO Box 668, Portslade, BN42 4BG. Postage £2 for the UK, £3 Europe, £4 rest of the world.

NEW BOOK

UK Gin Dependence Party and Other Peculiarities (December 2013)

This is Attila the Stockbroker's most personal poetry collection to date. There's the story of his mother's long battle with Alzheimer's disease, of his reconciliation with his stepfather after more than three decades, and some surreal snippets of life in his harbour town home. But, as the front cover readily testifies, it is also crammed full of the biting political satire - social surrealism, Attila calls it - which has been his stock in trade for 33 years. He's angrier now than he's ever been, because there's even more to be angry about. But he's lived a lot, too, and it shows in these words.

Line-up: 7 UK Gin Dependence Party 8 Missionaries 11 A Hellish Encounter 13 Fugazi, Cliff Richard & Me 15 There's A Man Down Our Road Who's A Nazi 16 Bottom Feeders 19 Tell Sid 21 Never Too Late 23 It's Made Of Wire 25 A Pride Of Seagulls 26 Terms & Conditions 27 For Roy 28 Passport To Paradise 30 Newcastle - The Replay 34 Written From Scratch 35 Attila the Stockbroker Cleans Up The City 36 My Favourite Politician 37 Lost In The Supermarket 38 Looters 39 Bye Bye Banker 40 Mission Creep 42 Prince Harry's Knob 43 An Honour, Not A Stain 45 The Long Goodbye
£8
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NEW T SHIRT: S,M,L,XL,XXL (please state size on order!)


Front

Back
£12
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TWO NEW CDs

'Bankers & Looters' (2012)

New mini album with my band Barnstormer (you can hear the tracks on this site) 7 new tracks, some of the most topical and hard hitting stuff I've ever written 'Looters', 'Bye Bye Banker!', 'Maggots 1 Maggie 0', 'An Honour, Not A Stain', 'Only Football', 'Dean Reed (The Red Elvis)', 'Mission Creep' - plus acoustic version of 'Looters' and a radio friendly version of 'Bye Bye Banker'
£7
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SPECIAL OFFER: a copy of 'Bankers & Looters', plus my solo DVD 'Live at the Heartland Café' £10
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'The Long Goodbye'/'Never Too Late'

Recordings of my poems for my mother and stepfather (you can read them on this site) with backing music from Elgar's 'Dream of Gerontius' and Mozart's 'Requiem'
With the matching pamphlet of the poems. £2.50 from each sale will go to the Alzheimer's Society.
£6/£11
With or without pamphlet
'Disestablished 1980'

A compilation of Attila's best songs, released by Mad Butcher Records to celebrate Attila's 30th anniversary.

Baghdad Ska/The Blandford Forum/Blood For Oil!/Sarajevo/Old Teenagers/This is Free Europe!/Tyler Smiles/Scumball Pinochet/The Ghost Road/His Master's Voice/Game Boy/Rude Boy/Sawdust & Empire/Haider!/March Of The Levellers / The Diggers' Song / The World Turned Upside Down/Market Sektor One/Just One Life/Death Of A Salesman/Fifth Column/And I Won't Run Away
£10
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OTHER CDs

SOLO

'Live in Norway' (2008) - live solo poems and songs

My Poetic Licence/Russians in the DHSS/New World Order Rap/Spam/Every Time I Eat Vegetables.../Punk Night at the Duck’s Nuts/Supermodel/Comandante Joe/Blood for Oil/ Tyler Smiles/Maggots 1 Maggie 0/Death of a Salesman/Abramovich’s Donkey Sanctuary/Libyan Students From hell!/Spirit of the Age/Awayday/Andy is a Corporatist
£10
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'Live in Belfast' (2004) - live solo poems and songs

My Poetic Licence/Asylum Seeking Daleks/New World Order Rap!/ The Iraqi Weapons Inspectors' Report/Commandante Joe/Bunter's Revolution/Carriage H/Effineff/Supermodel/Punk Night at the Duck's Nuts/ Frogspawn Man versus the Boy Racers/Brain Tree/A Symptom of Modern Society/A Nasal Appraisal/Hole Poem/Death of a Salesman/ The Spencers Croft Cat/Doggy on a String/Song For The Defeated/ North Korea Mourns Comrade Mickey Finn of T.Rex/Hey Celebrity!
£10
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'Poems Ancient & Modern' (1999)

The Bible according to Rupert Murdoch/Designated Areas/Comic in a Basket/The Zen Stalinist Manifesto/Xenophobia/A Sugared Dish/The Iron Men of Rap!/Andy is a Corporatist/Nature Poems:The Maggot/The Rat-tailed Maggot/The Don't Care Bear/The Slug/The Lemming/Trainspotter Rap!/Southwick/Slough/Worthing/Belgium/New World Order Rap!/Russians in the DHSS/Awayday/A Bang & A Wimpy/Nigel wants to go to C&A's/Joseph Porter's Sleeping Bag/The Final Ablution/And Smith Must Score.../Goldstone Ghosts/Veronica/Contributory Negligence
£10
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'The Pen and the Sword' (1999)

This Is Free Europe/Sawdust & Empire/Factory Gods/Tyler Smiles/The Pen & The Sword/Market Sektor One/The Iron Men of Rap (featuring The Men They Couldn't Hang)/Recession/Libyan Students from Hell!/Holiday in Albania/Fifth Column /Forty Years/The Liggers' Song/Roll Up for the Donkey Derby/Tammy's Song/Midas the Grand/Airstrip One
£10
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WITH MY BAND BARNSTORMER (Clashy punk with medieval tinges)

Zero Tolerance (2004)

Death of a Salesman/Baghdad Ska/Baghdad Dub/Hey, Celebrity!/Guy Fawkes' Table/ Mohammed the Kabul Red/Song for the Defeated/Comandante Joe/Valentine's Day/Blood for Oil/Oil Power/ Abramovich's Donkey Sanctuary/What's the Difference?/Bunter's Revolution/A Nasal Appraisal/Marktsektor One
£10
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Just One Life (2000)

Haider!/The Ghost Road/Game Boy Rude Boy/Scumball Pinochet (for Marc Bolan)/The Worm & The Archer/Cero/His Master's Voice/Another Country/The Ballad of Comrade Enver/20 Years/Just One Life
£10
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The Siege of Shoreham (1996)

Bombarde / The One That Got Away / The Blandford Forum/Cheering The Plough / Sarajevo / Worms / March of the Levellers / The Diggers' Song / The World Turned Upside Down / Tyler Smiles / Tirana / Old Teenagers / The Siege of Shoreham / Camelot by Numbers / Horns / The Torchbearer / And I Won't Run Away plus 4 poems (The Zen Stalinist Manifesto, Joseph Porter's Sleeping Bag, The Final Ablution, Victoria Road)
£10
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DVD

'Live at the Heartland Cafe' (2004)

Recorded at the Heartland Café, Chicago, Illinois, March 7th 2004


(Intro by David Rovics) Death of a Salesman/Baghad Ska/Guy Fawkes' Table/Commandante Joe/My Poetic License/Asylum Seeking Daleks /Supermodel/Punk Night at the Duck's Nuts/North Korea Mourns Comrade Mickey Finn of T. Rex/Every Time I Eat Vegetables/The Bible According To Rupert Murdoch/Hey, Celebrity!/Old Teenagers/Blood for Oil /Oil Power/Libyan Students from Hell!
£5
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BOOKS

MY POETIC LICENCE (2008)

My Poetic Licence/Asylum Seeking Daleks/Too Much Pressure/Supermodel/Poison Pensioner/Use of English/Spam/The Social Surrealist Weapons Inspector's Report/Punk Night at the Duck's nuts/Shed Fire/Frogspawn Man vs. the Boy Racers/On Being 'European'/New World Order Rap!/April Fool in September/Crime Writer/North Korea Mourns Comrade Mickey Finn of T.Rex/Dialectical Materialism, T.Rex and the Chinese/Two Glastonbury Errors/Effineff/Carriage H/On Being Defrosted/A Nasal Appraisal/Keeping Up Appearances/Beer Gardening/Braintree/A Hole Series/New Brighton/Falmer Pond/Spirit of the Age/The Brighton Workers'Bookstore/Farewell to the Vault Plus lyrics to 12 songs:Guy Fawkes' Table/Death of a Salesman/Hey Celebrity/Comandante Joe/Scumball Pinochet/Only Football/Abramovich's Donkey Sanctuary/Baghdad Ska/Bunter's Revolution/Song for the Defeated/Valentine's Day/20 years
£7
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SCORNFLAKES (1993) £6
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